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If You could talk to animals what do you think animals... - Apr.-29th-2008 14:24:30

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So say you could suddenly communicate with animals like you're Dr. Dolittle, which species of animals do you think would be?

The Nicest?
The Rudest?
The Most Boring?
The Angriest?
The most stuck up?
The Funniest?
The Most Depressed?

Or really just generally how do you think they would act? Would dogs be angry about all the stupid animal rights violations? Would turtles be fearfull xenophobes, would Gorillas be interested in pottery but never got the opportunity since they always get chased away by villagers with knives and guns? Would swordfish speak like Zorro and try to fight eachother? Would Stingrays be really apologetic?

Or would animals have a whole kind of culture and society which was so bizarre and alien compared to our society that we would not be able to properly develop a positive relationship?

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - Apr.-29th-2008 14:43:47

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They'd be morons, at least, to our limited and skewered perception. In reality, they don't waste their time pursuing useless interests, and fighting silly pointless wars like we do. They do exactly what they were put on Earth to do, and they do a better job than us. We, despite our apparently unrivalled intellegence and adaptability, find it impossible to maintain an equilibrium with our surroundings, like most mammals seem to be able to do. If you think about it, our pattern of life is akin to that of a virus, or a parasite.

If animals could talk, they would probably talk down to us, insult us, think of us as disgusting, and evil. Who could blame them?

Of course, I would really just ask an animal what type of music it likes best (or hates least) and if all us humans look the same to them

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - Apr.-29th-2008 14:44:08

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lol interesting and awesome topic. I feel like sloths would have a lot of wisdom to share considering they hang out and observe (and sleep) for the most part.

Lemurs would be like college students - lots of energy and love getting intoxicated. In the wild, they grab milipedes and aggravate the insects enough for them to squirt out a poisonous chemical that gets the lemurs high, and then the lemurs just drop them and chill in the branches completely faded.

Manatees would have a complete disdain for their fatter, louder, floating, oblivious, and fast-moving brethren whose flippers rotate at high RPMs and are sharp enough to cut flesh.

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - Apr.-29th-2008 14:49:08

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The Nicest-
The Rudest-
The Most Boring-
The Angriest-meerkats
The most stuck up- peacocks......with all their pretty colours and such...
The Funniest- dolphins, thats why their the clwons of the sea
The Most Depressed- sloths, bever really get to go anywhere

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - Apr.-29th-2008 15:22:21

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id be the angriest, most likley a wolverine!

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - Apr.-29th-2008 22:01:17

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They'd all hate humans... i'm fairly positive of it. Atleast the ones that aren't Paris Hilton's pets. And the ones that are.... just commit suicide.

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - Apr.-29th-2008 22:08:33

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mintaro

The Nicest-
The Rudest-
The Most Boring-
The Angriest-meerkats
The most stuck up- peacocks......with all their pretty colours and such...
The Funniest- dolphins, thats why their the clwons of the sea
The Most Depressed- sloths, bever really get to go anywhere

HAHA! Spelling/Grammar Nazi strikes again!

Anyway...

The Nicest - dogs because they are man's best friend
The Rudest - cats, I don't know why I think this but I just get a feeling
The Most Boring - Amoebas, stupid single celled organisms.
The Angriest - Baboons, they're ass has to be red for some reason
The most stuck up - Peacocks the hookers of the animal kingdom
The Funniest - Monkeys, they're funny even if I don't talk to them
The Most Depressed - Turtle, maybe something along his history is the reason why they're so slow.

Oh but if I have to say something to a cow I would say, "You're delicious."

< Message edited by TwissT -- Apr.-29th-2008 22:09:39 >

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - Apr.-29th-2008 23:22:29

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TwissT

quote:

ORIGINAL: mintaro

The Nicest-
The Rudest-
The Most Boring-
The Angriest-meerkats
The most stuck up- peacocks......with all their pretty colours and such...
The Funniest- dolphins, thats why their the clwons of the sea
The Most Depressed- sloths, bever really get to go anywhere

HAHA! Spelling/Grammar Nazi strikes again!

I was saving this for harry, but you'll do.

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - Apr.-29th-2008 23:52:23

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TwissT

quote:

ORIGINAL: mintaro

The Nicest-
The Rudest-
The Most Boring-
The Angriest-meerkats
The most stuck up- peacocks......with all their pretty colours and such...
The Funniest- dolphins, thats why their the clwons of the sea
The Most Depressed- sloths, bever really get to go anywhere

HAHA! Spelling/Grammar Nazi strikes again!

Anyway...

The Nicest - dogs because they are man's best friend
The Rudest - cats, I don't know why I think this but I just get a feeling
The Most Boring - Amoebas, stupid single celled organisms.
The Angriest - Baboons, they're ass has to be red for some reason
The most stuck up - Peacocks the hookers of the animal kingdom
The Funniest - Monkeys, they're funny even if I don't talk to them
The Most Depressed - Turtle, maybe something along his history is the reason why they're so slow.

Oh but if I have to say something to a cow I would say, "You're delicious."

uuummm,i see that you are trying to take my job....
Well,very good my apprentice,you shall be the new ONE.
Side-note:i don't like animals,this thread is so-so,lions rock.

Errors:that's(that is)
       clowns
       beavers?

-below:Giraffes
         Alligators

< Message edited by harry190 -- Apr.-30th-2008 18:41:31 >

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - Apr.-29th-2008 23:57:05

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SpaceCowgirl

So say you could suddenly communicate with animals like you're Dr. Dolittle, which species of animals do you think would be?

The Nicest?
The Rudest?
The Most Boring?
The Angriest?
The most stuck up?
The Funniest?
The Most Depressed?

Or really just generally how do you think they would act? Would dogs be angry about all the stupid animal rights violations? Would turtles be fearfull xenophobes, would Gorillas be interested in pottery but never got the opportunity since they always get chased away by villagers with knives and guns? Would swordfish speak like Zorro and try to fight eachother? Would Stingrays be really apologetic?

Or would animals have a whole kind of culture and society which was so bizarre and alien compared to our society that we would not be able to properly develop a positive relationship?

nicest - the jaraphs i think that how ya spell it.but any way one works at toys are us.

rudest - sharks cause they get blamed for everything

boring - whales they just swim around all day and beat up seals.

angriest - aligators because people are chasing them trying to make clothes out of them and eat there tails

most stuck up - the eagle cause there americas bird we really inflated there ego.

funniest - monkey cause there like people and they throw there dumps at little kids at the zoo.

most depressed - any animal going extinct.

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - Apr.-30th-2008 16:13:28

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quote:

ORIGINAL: harry190

quote:

ORIGINAL: TwissT

quote:

ORIGINAL: mintaro

The Nicest-
The Rudest-
The Most Boring-
The Angriest-meerkats
The most stuck up- peacocks......with all their pretty colours and such...
The Funniest- dolphins, thats why their the clwons of the sea
The Most Depressed- sloths, bever really get to go anywhere

HAHA! Spelling/Grammar Nazi strikes again!

Anyway...

The Nicest - dogs because they are man's best friend
The Rudest - cats, I don't know why I think this but I just get a feeling
The Most Boring - Amoebas, stupid single celled organisms.
The Angriest - Baboons, they're ass has to be red for some reason
The most stuck up - Peacocks the hookers of the animal kingdom
The Funniest - Monkeys, they're funny even if I don't talk to them
The Most Depressed - Turtle, maybe something along his history is the reason why they're so slow.

Oh but if I have to say something to a cow I would say, "You're delicious."

uuummm,i see that you are trying to take my job....
Well,very good my apprentice,you shall be the new ONE.
Side-note:i don't like animals,this thread is so-so,lions rock.

Errors:that's(that is)
       clowns
       beavers?

-below:Girafes
         Alligators

Yes master, together you and I shall cleanse this forum of horrible grammar and spelling. BHAHAHAHA

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - Apr.-30th-2008 18:42:50

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TwissT

quote:

ORIGINAL: harry190

quote:

ORIGINAL: TwissT

quote:

ORIGINAL: mintaro

The Nicest-
The Rudest-
The Most Boring-
The Angriest-meerkats
The most stuck up- peacocks......with all their pretty colours and such...
The Funniest- dolphins, thats why their the clwons of the sea
The Most Depressed- sloths, bever really get to go anywhere

HAHA! Spelling/Grammar Nazi strikes again!

Anyway...

The Nicest - dogs because they are man's best friend
The Rudest - cats, I don't know why I think this but I just get a feeling
The Most Boring - Amoebas, stupid single celled organisms.
The Angriest - Baboons, they're ass has to be red for some reason
The most stuck up - Peacocks the hookers of the animal kingdom
The Funniest - Monkeys, they're funny even if I don't talk to them
The Most Depressed - Turtle, maybe something along his history is the reason why they're so slow.

Oh but if I have to say something to a cow I would say, "You're delicious."

uuummm,i see that you are trying to take my job....
Well,very good my apprentice,you shall be the new ONE.
Side-note:i don't like animals,this thread is so-so,lions rock.

Errors:that's(that is)
      clowns
      beavers?

-below:Girafes
        Alligators

Yes master, together you and I shall cleanse this forum of horrible grammar and spelling. BHAHAHAHA

Didn't you see?There was an error in my post.

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - Apr.-30th-2008 20:14:47

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quote:

ORIGINAL: harry190

quote:

ORIGINAL: TwissT

quote:

ORIGINAL: mintaro

The Nicest-
The Rudest-
The Most Boring-
The Angriest-meerkats
The most stuck up- peacocks......with all their pretty colours and such...
The Funniest- dolphins, thats why their the clwons of the sea
The Most Depressed- sloths, bever really get to go anywhere

HAHA! Spelling/Grammar Nazi strikes again!

Anyway...

The Nicest - dogs because they are man's best friend
The Rudest - cats, I don't know why I think this but I just get a feeling
The Most Boring - Amoebas, stupid single celled organisms.
The Angriest - Baboons, they're ass has to be red for some reason
The most stuck up - Peacocks the hookers of the animal kingdom
The Funniest - Monkeys, they're funny even if I don't talk to them
The Most Depressed - Turtle, maybe something along his history is the reason why they're so slow.

Oh but if I have to say something to a cow I would say, "You're delicious."

uuummm,i see that you are trying to take my job....
Well,very good my apprentice,you shall be the new ONE.
Side-note:i don't like animals,this thread is so-so,lions rock.

Errors:that's(that is)
      clowns
      beavers?

-below:Giraffes
        Alligators

clowns......and never......

someday.....i will catch a grammatical error in both of your posts......Harry190...Twisst......i see spelling mistakes in your future....

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - Apr.-30th-2008 21:23:39

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quote:

ORIGINAL: harry190

uuummm,i see that you are trying to take my job....
Well,very good my apprentice,you shall be the new ONE.
Side-note:i don't like animals,this thread is so-so,lions rock.

Errors:that's(that is)
   clowns
   beavers?

-below:Girafes
     Alligators

Didn't you see?There was an error in my post.

Errors: Lower case "i" to I

Yes master now that you mention it you did have an error in your post.

< Message edited by TwissT -- Apr.-30th-2008 21:24:46 >

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - Apr.-30th-2008 21:51:57

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You know how humans control earth? That would be wierd if animals formed a revolution and took over earth and we switched places with them, like we're the pets and the'yre people, they go to work everyday and we sleep outside, they play videogames and we sleep all day...That would suck

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - Apr.-30th-2008 22:24:06

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TwissT

quote:

ORIGINAL: harry190

uuummm,i see that you are trying to take my job....
Well,very good my apprentice,you shall be the new ONE.
Side-note:i don't like animals,this thread is so-so,lions rock.

Errors:that's(that is)
clowns
beavers?

-below:Girafes
Alligators

Didn't you see?There was an error in my post.

Errors: Lower case "i" to I

Yes master now that you mention it you did have an error in your post.

No,i missed an 'f' in giraffe.

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - May-2th-2008 17:11:05

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I would love to talk to ant's, they are so f****** awesome.

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - May-2th-2008 22:54:35

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I think their thoughts would be very direct. "I want this." "I don't want this." "I'm tired." "I'm going to nap here."

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - May-2th-2008 23:46:39

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The Nicest- Cats...I like quiet animals....lets leave it at that...
The Rudest-Monkeys..........Well?....If I threw poo at you would you call me a nice person?
The Most Boring-Hamster, wheel, eat sleep wheel eat sleep....Yeah they don't live very intresting lives... :|
The Angriest- Goats, why? because they're goats!(no that isn't suppose to make any sense at all)
The most stuck up-Humans, Look at those hairless apes.....with their clothes and such....They piss me off.......*quack quack*
The Funniest- Sloths, I'm willing to bet they talk slow.
The Most Depressed-Pandas....Look at them....go to a zoo and look at them...
Tell me they dont look depressed....I don't know what makes them that way.....but they all look depressed....

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RE: If You could talk to animals what do you think ani... - May-3th-2008 2:42:26

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funniest-leeches. They are very very funny.
nicest- leeches. They are very very nice.
most boring-leeches. They are very very boring.
rudest-leeches. They are very very rude.

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