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JACK Question - Nov.-16th-2008 17:04:51

innocentbystabder

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how would jack bauer kill you?

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RE: JACK Question - Nov.-16th-2008 17:05:27

Gregg

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Bullets

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RE: JACK Question - Nov.-16th-2008 17:06:21

Grandia Guy

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He makes chuck norris cry, which means that all he has to do is stare at you to completely disassemble you with automatic telekenisis bullets. BIG Bullets.

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RE: JACK Question - Nov.-16th-2008 17:07:10

doctorb

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I don't foresee it happening. Sorry to disappoint you.

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RE: JACK Question - Nov.-16th-2008 17:10:44

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quote:

ORIGINAL: doctorb

I don't foresee it happening. Sorry to disappoint you.

No no, don't be sorry... It's my fault for being so optimistic...

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RE: JACK Question - Nov.-16th-2008 18:50:07

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Ways to die by Jack Bauer:

- Admit you are a terrorist (it's only a matter of time before I get you)
- Cross me in any way
- Try to put road blocks in my way of catching terrorists
- Plot to kill the President (until I find out he is crooked)
- You withhold information from me in an interrogation

These are the top ways to catch a death sentence from Jack Bauer.

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RE: JACK Question - Nov.-16th-2008 18:51:39

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Well... He's already ascertained that, as Sylar said to Claire in the first episode of Season Three of Heroes, "I couldn't kill you even if I wanted to".

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