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Lamest Lame game - Jul.-11th-2008 15:16:43

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As I've been suggested to:

List your lamest lame game to date and with a good explanation why.

I list Haegemonia: Legions of Iron.

I could kind of see where the game was going, but in the end it was a poor poor space RTS. It didn't have any flair or anything remarkable about it. They story seemed half-assed, game play was mediocre. HW2 is still the king of ship to ship RTS games. Hell Sins of a Solar Empire trumps Haegemonia x 200.

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RE: Lamest Lame game - Jul.-11th-2008 15:19:34

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ORIGINAL: Tempist

As I've been suggested to:

List your lamest lame game to date and with a good explanation why.

I list Haegemonia: Legions of Iron.

I could kind of see where the game was going, but in the end it was a poor poor space RTS. It didn't have any flair or anything remarkable about it. They story seemed half-assed, game play was mediocre. HW2 is still the king of ship to ship RTS games. Hell Sins of a Solar Empire trumps Haegemonia x 200.

:( I loved Haegemonia.

My vote goes to Men in Black on PS1, or Lawnmower Man on SNES. Men in Black, I wouldn't have even played if I didn't get for free. Even still it's an ugly survival horror wannabe with some of the most horrible voice acting ever, the guy doesn't even sound anything close to Will Smith and you can randomly die without any reason. I couldn't take it anymore and I stopped playing forever.

Lawnmower Man was just bad, the game was a 2 when you're doing the standard street running/shooting but when you go into the VR it goes to -100 and it kills your babies. A friend gave it to me for free and was like "dude this game is better than Contra" LIAR!! Wanna see for yourself? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4P3dTJVAkQ

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RE: Lamest Lame game - Jul.-11th-2008 15:20:52

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RE: Lamest Lame game - Jul.-11th-2008 15:21:44

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TMNT for NES...That game was impossible. Even with a Game Genie it was lame though. A game so freaking hard still to this day I declare it broken.

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RE: Lamest Lame game - Jul.-11th-2008 15:21:52

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hmm.... i think it was called Pryzm of the Dark Unicorn...

The lamest game ever...by the name of it, you can tell this is a horrible game..
I didnt get past the tutorials, thats how bad it was...I was stuck trying to attack enemies..The comic that came with it was even better,....

Thats why this game is lame....

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RE: Lamest Lame game - Jul.-11th-2008 15:22:32

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Hey, explain why it's lame. Anyone joe can write out a game they think is lame. A real man explains himself.

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RE: Lamest Lame game - Jul.-11th-2008 15:28:27

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TMNT for NES...That game was impossible. Even with a Game Genie it was lame though. A game so freaking hard still to this day I declare it broken.

I'd give you bubbles if the forums had it. I STILL to this day CANNOT beat that f-cking game. That, Silver Surfer and Maximum Carnage have to be the two hardest games i've ever played in my life.

But you guys really dont want Bloodmask and I to pull out the list of ****ty games. Cause between me and him, we've got tons of em.

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RE: Lamest Lame game - Jul.-11th-2008 15:33:14

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Secret of Evermore for the SNES.

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RE: Lamest Lame game - Jul.-11th-2008 15:34:53

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Secret of Evermore for the SNES.

Explain or be labeled a troll or worse. Don't speak a bad word of Secret of Evermore...Ever.

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RE: Lamest Lame game - Jul.-11th-2008 15:41:39

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wouldnt "lamest lame game' mean the most epic game ever?

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RE: Lamest Lame game - Jul.-11th-2008 15:41:41

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TMNT for NES...That game was impossible. Even with a Game Genie it was lame though. A game so freaking hard still to this day I declare it broken.

I'd give you bubbles if the forums had it. I STILL to this day CANNOT beat that f-cking game. That, Silver Surfer and Maximum Carnage have to be the two hardest games i've ever played in my life.

But you guys really dont want Bloodmask and I to pull out the list of ****ty games. Cause between me and him, we've got tons of em.

Man I beat the **** out of Maximum Carnage and the original Turtles, the only part of Turtles I STILL F*CKING HATE is disarming those bombs underwater with the electric ass tentacles that grab you and shock the **** out of you. The Turtle Van made up for it though. MC is a tricky game because you have to know where EVERY single ally pickup and secret room is in that game to beat it, or have godlike reflexes. Sunfires and Human Torches are like god powerups when you have to fight Carnage.

Oh I'd also like to add Rise of the MotherF*cking Robots. That game is a god damn con, you see the cool ass cover:

Then you're like "oh **** this is going to be a badass fighting game" then you play it and it's pretty, and broken as hell. Like one dude kills you in 2 hits and you barely have any moves to begin with. And the kicker, in single player mode you can only use Coton. So goodbye to thinking you're using the dudes who do crazy amounts of damage (half of your life in 1 hit) against others. Sure Coton looks cool as hell and the graphics are pretty, but I was pissed my mom let me talk her into buying it for me.

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RE: Lamest Lame game - Jul.-11th-2008 16:10:39

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wouldnt "lamest lame game' mean the most epic game ever?

No.

And to others, I don't mean ****ty games. You can't play a ****ty game. You can sorta play a lame game.

Bio-Forge was fairly lame. Yeah I know it was first to use mocap, but it's hard to understand and really lame by todays standards. Commendable in 1996, lame as ever in 2008. Your like first mission too is to beat a man to death with his own arm. Cruel and lame.

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RE: Lamest Lame game - Jul.-11th-2008 16:35:14

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Nightcaster, it was one of the launch titles for xbox1. Reason it sucked so bad was because of lame gameplay, lame story and the freaking fact that there is a glitch where you basically get stuck, and there is no way to fix it other than starting over. This happened to me at the 2nd to last level... soooo f'ing lame.

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RE: Lamest Lame game - Jul.-11th-2008 16:39:59

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Well you know what they say about opinions but I am sorry I just could not get into this RPG about a boy and his dog for the life of me.

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RE: Lamest Lame game - Jul.-11th-2008 16:40:42

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TMNT for NES...That game was impossible. Even with a Game Genie it was lame though. A game so freaking hard still to this day I declare it broken.

I'd give you bubbles if the forums had it. I STILL to this day CANNOT beat that f-cking game. That, Silver Surfer and Maximum Carnage have to be the two hardest games i've ever played in my life.

But you guys really dont want Bloodmask and I to pull out the list of ****ty games. Cause between me and him, we've got tons of em.

The only ways I was able to beat the game was playing it on my PSP through emulation. I was able to save the game at any moment and continue right from there. I know it's cheating but fuk it, that game along with Blaster Master owed me 1 year of my childhood back.

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RE: Lamest Lame game - Jul.-11th-2008 17:04:23

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ORIGINAL: DarkSniper

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TMNT for NES...That game was impossible. Even with a Game Genie it was lame though. A game so freaking hard still to this day I declare it broken.

I'd give you bubbles if the forums had it. I STILL to this day CANNOT beat that f-cking game. That, Silver Surfer and Maximum Carnage have to be the two hardest games i've ever played in my life.

But you guys really dont want Bloodmask and I to pull out the list of ****ty games. Cause between me and him, we've got tons of em.

Man I beat the **** out of Maximum Carnage and the original Turtles, the only part of Turtles I STILL F*CKING HATE is disarming those bombs underwater with the electric ass tentacles that grab you and shock the **** out of you. The Turtle Van made up for it though. MC is a tricky game because you have to know where EVERY single ally pickup and secret room is in that game to beat it, or have godlike reflexes. Sunfires and Human Torches are like god powerups when you have to fight Carnage.

Oh I'd also like to add Rise of the MotherF*cking Robots. That game is a god damn con, you see the cool ass cover:

Then you're like "oh **** this is going to be a badass fighting game" then you play it and it's pretty, and broken as hell. Like one dude kills you in 2 hits and you barely have any moves to begin with. And the kicker, in single player mode you can only use Coton. So goodbye to thinking you're using the dudes who do crazy amounts of damage (half of your life in 1 hit) against others. Sure Coton looks cool as hell and the graphics are pretty, but I was pissed my mom let me talk her into buying it for me.

The least part of TMNT is the bombs. I hate that crap. As far as Maximum Carnage, I ALWAYS SEEM TO DIE IN PROSPECT PARK. I can never get past that one stage.

Rise of the Robots was one of the games I was going to bring up. That game I kid you not is WORSE THAN SHAQ FU!!!! I literally beat the game using one kick the whole time. Not only that, you could only play as the supervisor droid or something like that. You should go on youtube and search the trailer for that game. They mention having state of the art graphics designed by real life architects and moves captured from real martial artists.

Sad part is.......Acclaim made a sequel.

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