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News for Gamers is sponsored by... - Jan.-2th-2008 14:21:21   
Odion


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Status: offline 		So i think it would be fun if we all tried to come up with our funniest brought you by commercials that wombat does for the podcast.

so Here the template you put you best 3! and always start off with

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by ________ and put what you want

see here are my 3

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Bradlys bouncing Banannas, when you slip on the peel and bounce on your ass you slipped on a Bradlys!

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Carls Clockwork, cause when the next minute could be your last, you want to have the right time!

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Franks Fanboy Funtoriam, come see the internets greatest Fanboys, preserved for all to see in life-like habitats. (Warning, direct conversation with any fanboy on display can cause massive increases in anger and stress)

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RE: Contest of sorts EVERYONE GET INVOVLED - Jan.-2th-2008 15:02:44   
DrPirate


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Status: offline 		And Now News For Games News, sponsored by DrPirate, When you need a doctor, think how awesome it would be to get treated by a Pirate.

And Now News For Games News, sponsored by Zhuk, Because Microsoft loves you, wants to pay your bills and cares about your family and children.

And Now News For Games News, sponsored by The Bitter Tears of Fanboys, There's no sweeter taste, than the water that comes from the eyes of nerd who loves their console, more then they love themselves ;)

To Clarify: The second entry is NOT an attack against Zhuk, I like the guy, It's a play at his comments on the main site.

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RE: Contest of sorts EVERYONE GET INVOVLED - Jan.-2th-2008 15:18:12   
Douchebaggery


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Status: online 		And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Kane & Lynch: Dead Men, because if you don't like Kane & Lynch: Dead Men you'll be a dead men or unemployed.

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Two Worlds, because N4G radio include Two Worlds entire fanbase.

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by GameStopped funeral homes, pre-order now if you want your limited edition Halo 3 casket pillow.

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RE: Contest of sorts EVERYONE GET INVOVLED - Jan.-2th-2008 15:23:12   
RuJoshin


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And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Two worlds, Cause if you dont buy it we dont get paid.

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by  EA brand Vodka, Forget about those 15 other prequals with EA brand Vodka

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Santa Clause because that fat bastard dont give a f * ck what you want for Christmas



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RE: Contest of sorts EVERYONE GET INVOVLED - Jan.-2th-2008 15:26:19   
snoop_dizzle


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Status: offline 		And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by shakespearian pron: Becasue nothing sounds as sexy as the boobonic plauge spake en olde english...  except n4g.


And Now News For Gamers News sponsered by my avatar: becasue the only thing as sexy as this is n4g.com. nothing else comes close

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RE: Contest of sorts EVERYONE GET INVOVLED - Jan.-2th-2008 16:11:15   
DrPirate


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quote:

ORIGINAL: RuJoshin

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Santa Clause because that fat bastard dont give a f * ck what you want for Christmas




Win, just win, that one is awesome. In my books, there's no contest to that one.

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RE: Contest of sorts EVERYONE GET INVOVLED - Jan.-2th-2008 16:34:24   
RuJoshin


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Status: offline 		And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by CoD4, we have the best online play around, too bad you cant play it though!

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Gambus's bong, Pack that shit up man!

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by our 5 listeners that keep on sending us death threats, thanks for listening guys!

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RE: Contest of sorts EVERYONE GET INVOVLED - Jan.-2th-2008 16:38:00   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: RuJoshin

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by our 5 listeners that keep on sending us death threats, thanks for listening guys!


I'm laughing too hard at this and the EA vodka bit to come up with anything. lmao.

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RE: Contest of sorts EVERYONE GET INVOVLED - Jan.-2th-2008 19:47:39   
zerofunction


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Status: offline 		This topic is just to hilarious.  I'm moving it and pinning it in the Podcast section.  I think the podcast guys would like to see these.

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RE: Contest of sorts EVERYONE GET INVOVLED - Jan.-2th-2008 20:42:00   
Odion


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And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Ms Wongs dating service, when your imagination and right hand aren't enough, theres Ms Wongs!

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by that attractive girl you know, because if your listening to this, your not asking her out!

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by The Harry Potter Podcast, cause if your listening to this, your standard are low enough to listen to us!

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RE: Contest of sorts EVERYONE GET INVOVLED - Jan.-2th-2008 21:10:47   
Diselage


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Status: online 		And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by no one, It's terrible enough we just give it away.

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Metal Gear Solid 4 for Xbox 360, You cried we ported now SHUT THE F*@% UP

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Xbox 360 Ultimate edition, for those who have everything and have a butt load of money to spend, Xbox Ultimate.

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by OLED, for when you want 11inch equipment we have it for ya. Now only $1,700!

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Wii toilets, order now and get one next year!

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Sorry I just suck at life

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RE: Contest of sorts EVERYONE GET INVOVLED - Jan.-2th-2008 21:19:30   
weswedfert


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NEWS FOR GAMERS NEWS SPONSERED BY n4g.com when you want news for gamers go there
NEWS FOR GAMERS NEWS SPONSERED BY me when you need me i am here

yeaaah those were goood

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RE: Contest of sorts EVERYONE GET INVOVLED - Jan.-2th-2008 23:53:13   
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Status: offline 		News 4 Gamers is brought to you today by pepto bismol. Pepto bismol.When a fanboy comment makes your stomach feel rough, reach for the pink stuff. Pepto bismol. Now available in halo 3 green.

News 4 Gamers is brought to you today by the Umbrella Corporation. Try our new perscription weight loss product "T". After one dose you'll lose up to 30 pounds in less than 24 hours. *side effects include but not limited to nausea, headaches, hot flases, induced vommiting, possible insatiable bloodlust and mutations*. Ask your doctor if "T" is right for you.

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RE: Contest of sorts EVERYONE GET INVOVLED - Jan.-3th-2008 0:02:54   
sMoKe


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And Now News For Games News, sponsored by...The Hackers Union cos when you got problems with the government how are u gonna fuck them up.

And Now News For Games News, sponsored by...Pappa joes Cannabis Cafe...Cos when u need just more than coffee come to pappa joes.. we have the most addictive coffee in the world.

And Now News For Games News, sponsored by... sMoKe... If u wanna know how to USE F**CKING CAPS LOCK GIVE SMOKE A SHOUT....SSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!

And Now News For Games News, sponsored by... SONY cos if u need some new info Give SONY A call on 1-800-$500-Brick

sMoKe
Told u they would be lame

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RE: News for Gamers is sponsored by... - Jan.-3th-2008 8:49:31   
The Wombat


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Status: offline 		Wow....thanks for the amazing awesomeness of this thread guys!

These are hilarious!  Keep 'em coming......mainly so I can steal them and take all the credit for myself

MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA *strokes imaginary beard*

In all seriousness...here's what we'll do.  You guys keep coming up with some awesome stuff from now till this Saturday (Jan. 5th).  On Saturday, you guys can vote for your favorite one, and that'll be the commercial I read before the "News Quickies" section on the next Podcast. Sound like a plan?



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RE: News for Gamers is sponsored by... - Jan.-3th-2008 8:54:14   
Dukester101


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Status: online 		And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Dukester101, because you just can't get enough of that sexy forum beast!

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RE: News for Gamers is sponsored by... - Jan.-3th-2008 9:20:29   
Odion


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Status: offline 		And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by The World of Warcraft addict group, start doing crack, its far less addicitng.

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Halo Tea, your one stop shop for your daily tea-bag!

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RE: News for Gamers is sponsored by... - Jan.-3th-2008 10:07:44   
ZeroTolerance


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Status: offline 		I am with Wombat on this one, lets get the best one out there each week and we will have Wombat read them and even include some in the outtakes.

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RE: News for Gamers is sponsored by... - Jan.-3th-2008 13:19:24   
RuJoshin


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Status: offline 		And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by Jesus, If you dont listen your going to hell

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by George W Bush, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again?

And Now News For Gamers News, sponsored by N4G Brand Adult Diapers, Go ahead Poop a little.
                                                                           GameSpot Brand Adult Diapers, now pre-filled!

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RE: News for Gamers is sponsored by... - Jan.-17th-2008 16:36:06   
zerofunction


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Status: offline 		Don't forget to vote for your favorite one guys.  The Podcast crew will read the one most voted on.

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