Official AppStore Thread of Officialness. Officially Officious.

Catastrophe


I so really want that...

scale of 1-10, does the awesomeness make up for the awesome badness??

It's on scale with Enviro Bear.  So bad it's good.  You can cuff kitties, throw water balloons at them, pull their tail then what seems to be throwing them far away, and even shave them bald. 

What do you mean I don't have a life? I'm a gamer, I have tons of lives.

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Catastrophe


I so really want that...

scale of 1-10, does the awesomeness make up for the awesome badness??

It's on scale with Enviro Bear.  So bad it's good.  You can cuff kitties, throw water balloons at them, pull their tail then what seems to be throwing them far away, and even shave them bald. 

Yeah, I think I need to review that. 

I need a new Tower Defence game... Wondering if GeoDefense Swarm is worth it.

- The Corrupt -


I need a new Tower Defence game... Wondering if GeoDefense Swarm is worth it.

wow the screens look pretty crazy.  Never played it but there does seem to be a lite version of it so you could check that out first

What do you mean I don't have a life? I'm a gamer, I have tons of lives.

Catastrophe


Exactly, that wasn't so great.  Toot toot goes my horn.

Seeing that Catastrophe seems to forget about this wonderfully Official thread here is a review for iFist.  Which at first sounds like a cheap/easy game but after reading sounds like I wouldn't be good at it haha.

oh and yes this is a cheap ploy to have people raise the heat of this story.  Portable Gamer be hecked I say!  

What do you mean I don't have a life? I'm a gamer, I have tons of lives.

PS360WII

Catastrophe


Exactly, that wasn't so great.  Toot toot goes my horn.

Seeing that Catastrophe seems to forget about this wonderfully Official thread here is a review for iFist.  Which at first sounds like a cheap/easy game but after reading sounds like I wouldn't be good at it haha.

oh and yes this is a cheap ploy to have people raise the heat of this story.  Portable Gamer be hecked I say!  

LOL priceless.  

Well, I try to keep the horn tooting check, it seems so self-serving to constantly link to my own reviews for game info!  My LTTP Toki Tori review went up today, as well. 

But if you're interest on what app reviews will be coming in the next 7 days, in no particular order: Sparta, Defender Chronicles, Knights Onrush,  Quiz Game Land...shoot, I'm forgetting something...it'll be a surprise!

Onto the gaming-direct horn tooting, I currently am the record holder for all three modes of iFist. :)  I credit my life in the theatre, memorizing "rock rock paper scissors rock scissors scissors scissors paper rock paper paper rock rock scissors rock paper paper" is a snap!

Catastrophe


LOL priceless.  

Well, I try to keep the horn tooting check, it seems so self-serving to constantly link to my own reviews for game info!  My LTTP Toki Tori review went up today, as well. 

But if you're interest on what app reviews will be coming in the next 7 days, in no particular order: Sparta, Defender Chronicles, Knights Onrush,  Quiz Game Land...shoot, I'm forgetting something...it'll be a surprise!

Onto the gaming-direct horn tooting, I currently am the record holder for all three modes of iFist. :)  I credit my life in the theatre, memorizing "rock rock paper scissors rock scissors scissors scissors paper rock paper paper rock rock scissors rock paper paper" is a snap!

Ah Toki Tori is a sweet game  and sounds like you have some gaming to do!

Wow top scores as well not to shabby.  You have some good memory 

What do you mean I don't have a life? I'm a gamer, I have tons of lives.

zomg Civilization Revolution hits the appstore




there is even a lite version.

What do you mean I don't have a life? I'm a gamer, I have tons of lives.

PS360WII


zomg Civilization Revolution hits the appstore

there is even a lite version.

Reminds me a bit, graphically, of the DS version. So it should be funzorz.

PS360WII


zomg Civilization Revolution hits the appstore




there is even a lite version.

Yesssssssssssssssssss. Must feed my addiction!!!

Have to turn around some content by tmrw night, though, this might have to wait. :(

And Sparta: Lords of War review is live.  I look forward to the update.

Catastrophe


And Sparta: Lords of War review is live.  I look forward to the update.

Ah snazzy   If you liked the side scrolling action you might want to check out Zombieville USA if you haven't already.  That just got a new update that made it a lot better

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PS360WII

Catastrophe


And Sparta: Lords of War review is live.  I look forward to the update.

Ah snazzy   If you liked the side scrolling action you might want to check out Zombieville USA if you haven't already.  That just got a new update that made it a lot better

Yeah I hear the games are really similar.  Right now I'm trying to write about Knights Onrush - but I can't stop playing it!!!!

lol well that's kind of a good problem to have still 

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PS360WII


lol well that's kind of a good problem to have still 

I reeaaaaaaaaaally like this game. 

Well Duke Nukem 3D has been set lose on the AppStore!  The only thing is it also comes with a to do list for the developers.  Biggest problem are the controls... which while they do work they are not anywhere close to being smooth and friendly.  I went thru the first level and saw all the sights and killed all the creatures so it's playable just a bit wonky.  Music will also be added to a later update.

I suppose the digital controls work but those things are just confusing to me lol so I'll stay with the analog controls they have set up.  They even have an easy aim mode that makes you be able to hit your target that you are almost aiming at 

What do you mean I don't have a life? I'm a gamer, I have tons of lives.

Hmm, yeah, I think I'm going to use my vacation as a chance to skip that one, it scares me.

Catastrophe


Hmm, yeah, I think I'm going to use my vacation as a chance to skip that one, it scares me.

Hey it's Duke!   but yeah even then it's the game we've all played already.  I just don't understand these digital controls




How does that even look like fun controls.  The problem with the analog controls is the movement one.  You have to tap on the circle rather than dragging which I found out I do anyways...  Also I think the response is way to fast.  It's like I'm running my first run game on a brand new computer.  Your movement is crazy fast.  Just needs a slower speed on the axis imo, but yeah portable Duke is actually kind of nice but I'm easy to please 

What do you mean I don't have a life? I'm a gamer, I have tons of lives.

Oh and a new line drawing game came out.



Kind of different

What do you mean I don't have a life? I'm a gamer, I have tons of lives.

LOL that's so many kinds of hilarious and awesome!!!