DrPirate
Posts: 2212
Joined: Apr.-24th-2007
From: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Status: offline
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I have the full suite of powers I can bend spoons like nothing. I can speak to the dead...Hell, I can call God on his cell phone and tell him to melt the snow behind my car. I can call a party of dead people to do my housework. I can move things with my mind, which is useful for getting the remote, playing with myself on a coop game, or even robbing a bank. You should see the look on people's faces when they see the vault open and money flies out the door right into my car window. It's hilarious :D! When I'm focusing really, really hard, I can light people on fire. It's really funny at parties and for picking up the ladies. It's funny, when I have a nightmare, my powers go into full auto as people around the world are randomly torn into pieces, lit on fire, or I cause force fields to open up inside people and expand them until they burst.
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