Skerj
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From: The starry dynamo in the machinery of the night.
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ORIGINAL: EL SALVADOR Hmmm. I thought a frozen desert was an oxymoron. Probably like that "where would you bury the survivors" riddle. I would eat the best looking woman of course. At least I would starve happy. Hehehehe. .. In any case uh I'd strip down to my man thong and grab a piece of the plane to use as a weapon, and a cape, then proceed to hunt polar bears barechested in the snow. If polar bears aren't there, I would also fight snow wolves, penguins, and sea lions. I would share their meat with everyone but the skin and bones are mine. Bones for traps to catch more awesome things and skins for my camouflage so I can hide amongst the beasts and then surprise them with lovely neckstabs and shouting. I would also have to make a killing pit by starting a fire from some crap in the plane and a piece of metal on the so it can thaw the land so I can dig, then place some sharpened bones down there in upward spikes so it'll be easier to suplex bears and wolves in there. If everyone follows my lead, we won't have to eat each other. ..unless someone pisses us off. After we're all fed and we have a stockpile of tasty meats it would be time to start building a vehicle to get the f*ck out of there, it could be either windpowered or pedal powered with the axles and wheels from the plane and some pretty creative heavy rock hammering or anything else we have at hand. Then we'll be like the Road Warrior until we find a suitable place to stay. ..there are usually research bases around those areas.
< Message edited by Skerj -- Apr.-27th-2008 23:18:55 >
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