sonarus
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Sony games vs microsoft games. In essence who would win in a battle between the following characters 1. Nathan Hale VS Master Chief: Victory goes to Nathan Hale. Why? Pure statistics. Both can regenerate health but hale has the weapons advantage. While the chief only carries one weapon in hand and one on his back, Hale has the advantage of infinite pockets an can as many weapons as he can walk over 2. Kratos Vs Marcus Phoenix: Victory goes to Phoenix Why? You never bring a knife to a gun fight 3. Ratchet & Clank Vs Banjo & Kazooie: R&C take the victory with ease. A robot and a...ratchet easily out do a bear and a...kazooie. Plus R&C obviously have an advantage in technology...while B&K do engage in some slight voodoo, their powers at this stage simply do not match the superior tech of R&C 4. Joanna Dark (Perfect dark) Vs Gabe Logan (syphon Filter guy): Joanna. The technology edge goes to Joanna but then again she's a girl 5. Solid Snake Vs Sam Fisher: Solid Snake takes the victory by a decisive margin. We are talking about a soldier who takes down metal gears. I was tempted to give sam fisher the lead due to his youth but he was born in 57 making him 51 yrs this yr. Sorry 50 yr old sam simply can't take on 70yr old snake 6. Nathan Drake Vs Rico Rodriguez (Just Cause): Fairly obvious victory goes to Rico Rodiguez. Why? He is a CIA agent. Nathan drake is an "ordinary man" (or so they claim) 7. Gran Turismo car Vs Forza car: You all know where i stand on this one. GT beats out forza with ease. Why? GT cars are INDESTRUCTIBLE. 8. Tekken Characters Vs DOA Characters: Close but the edge goes to tekken. Tekken simply has the whacky line up between the two. Not to mention the animal rights backlash DOA would recieve for trying to fight the Panda. 9. Locoroco Vs Beautiful Katamari: Katamari would win the battle. Mostly due to loco roco's kind hearted nature 10. Jak & Daxter Vs Kameo: Two against one. Done Deal Final Score Sony 6 Microsoft 4 There you have it folks. In the unlikely event that we somehow enter another dimension where our video game characters are alive, statistically, you have a better chance of surviving an all out game war with Sony.
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