jollygoodchap8
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It should definitely stay a game...I agree...it'll be a Indiana Jones knockoff. But it depends on the director I guess..... ======================================================================== It might not be so bad if Uwe Boll got his hands on it though... It'll take place in New York or Miami and be in the year 2085. Drake would be a fearless DD blonde heroine in skintight leather who knows all kinds of martial arts, and has training in every kind of firearm on the planet. She isn't afraid to get cozy with the men and women for no reason at all. The main plot/quest is to take back the long lost holy grail, which is being held by a evil corporation. The other two characters only exist as names for her gold desert eagles, which she dual-wields while jumping through the air in some awesome bullet-time sequences. The soundtrack will consist of nothing but bad heavy metal and dance remixed versions of in-game music....It'll be filled with 90 minutes of car chases, unexplained explosions, zero plot development, fights, shootouts, and random sex scenes that make no sense at all.... oh yeah, and Jurgen Prochnow will show up dressed like he just got the set of Das Boot. It'll be like a whole new movie...thus eliminating the chance of being a Indiana Jones knockoff...problem solved.
< Message edited by jollygoodchap8 -- May-9th-2008 13:35:05 >
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