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ORIGINAL: Jon_Smackenrow

N4G forums have gone down the crapper. The problem is lack of Me, Jon Smackenrow

I haven't drop one of my rhymes.
I haven't blown you away with my incite into economics.
I haven't flirted with Space
I haven't created some random post that is the "Hotness"(THe Happening Please That post isn't even mine)
I haven't incited a Riot as of lately.
There are some many pretenders i have loss count. Jon Smackenwhoo, What? Jon Blackenrow, Nooooo!

Before I start the Threadocaust I have demands

I want 10 things
1. A picture of SpaceCowGirl. A real one
2. My previous Forums to come back.
3. Quality poster January 2099 for Snoop_Dizzel
4. Cat to be on the Podcast, it's a sausage feast Tolerance.
5. Moderators have to end every post with "Game Over" for a full 5 days. Game Over has to start with "Game over" and after every paragrah end with "game over."
6. Duke has to publicly denounce scientology.
7. The phrase "I think" and or "I feel" has to be followed in the next sentence by "Remember I'm a Doctor."
8. Anyone who liked MGS4 have to explain the "war economy" and or "control" in completely unrelated MGS4 threads. And you have to be redundant.
9. Zero Tolerance has to say my Name in a completely serious tone with a moment of silence before and after as if he is a sending a trigger the Manchurian Candidates head.
10. Killzone 2 has to be referred to as Greyzone 2 until they start making the game more like a talkie.

I will have more demands soon so get busy on these.

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ORIGINAL: macalatus

Wait...Dukester's a Scientologist?