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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:08:01

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He saw what you wrote... All he had to say was "Hahahahahaha!" and "I wouldn't be surprised if he learned Systema off of videos, given how little he actually knows". Just don't ask what he's doing at my house at 1:50am...

Tell him if I was a wicked man and under God's wrath. I would hold him at gun point, force him to dictate his sorry life story to a tap recorder. I would then shoot him. Write a screen-play about his life except rewrite him with gay so it would actually get considered in Hollywood. Then I would shop the material to Dane Cooke. Then Dane Cooke would win the oscar.

To recap
You died
You played gay
You played by Dane Cooke.
Dane Cooke Oscar

That is my Fatality

I am a good man so I am just going to say oh yeah! Systema, systema, Systema FTW

hey dude, its rob. i should point out tht ur attempts are pointless. i'm a bit 2 mature 2 fall 4 tht. all u've proven is tht i've unnerved u without tryin.

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:08:17

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ORIGINAL: Jon_Smackenrow

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ORIGINAL: - The Corrupt -

He saw what you wrote... All he had to say was "Hahahahahaha!" and "I wouldn't be surprised if he learned Systema off of videos, given how little he actually knows". Just don't ask what he's doing at my house at 1:50am...

Tell him if I was a wicked man and under God's wrath. I would hold him at gun point, force him to dictate his sorry life story to a tap recorder. I would then shoot him. Write a screen-play about his life except rewrite him with gay so it would actually get considered in Hollywood. Then I would shop the material to Dane Cooke. Then Dane Cooke would win the oscar.

To recap
You died
You played gay
You played by Dane Cooke.
Dane Cooke Oscar

That is my Fatality

I am a good man so I am just going to say oh yeah! Systema, systema, Systema FTW

Out of curiosity, what do you think of Sambo?

It's a jujitsu rip-off. The Russian Founder went to Japan and stole the style for himself. I like the shorts.

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:08:56

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i'd like to learn some ninjitsu i can't stick to anything

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:10:00

Satanas

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ORIGINAL: Jon_Smackenrow

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ORIGINAL: Satanas

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ORIGINAL: Jon_Smackenrow

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ORIGINAL: - The Corrupt -

He saw what you wrote... All he had to say was "Hahahahahaha!" and "I wouldn't be surprised if he learned Systema off of videos, given how little he actually knows". Just don't ask what he's doing at my house at 1:50am...

Tell him if I was a wicked man and under God's wrath. I would hold him at gun point, force him to dictate his sorry life story to a tap recorder. I would then shoot him. Write a screen-play about his life except rewrite him with gay so it would actually get considered in Hollywood. Then I would shop the material to Dane Cooke. Then Dane Cooke would win the oscar.

To recap
You died
You played gay
You played by Dane Cooke.
Dane Cooke Oscar

That is my Fatality

I am a good man so I am just going to say oh yeah! Systema, systema, Systema FTW

Out of curiosity, what do you think of Sambo?

It's a jujitsu rip-off. The Russian Founder went to Japan and stole the style for himself. I like the shorts.

It is a Jujutsu rip off but a good one at that. I know a lot of guys who do Systema and Sambo/Cambo together that's why I asked.

Krav Maga is good for disarmament. Probably one of the best I've seen for that purpose alone.

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:10:44

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ORIGINAL: - The Corrupt -

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ORIGINAL: Jon_Smackenrow

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ORIGINAL: - The Corrupt -

He saw what you wrote... All he had to say was "Hahahahahaha!" and "I wouldn't be surprised if he learned Systema off of videos, given how little he actually knows". Just don't ask what he's doing at my house at 1:50am...

Tell him if I was a wicked man and under God's wrath. I would hold him at gun point, force him to dictate his sorry life story to a tap recorder. I would then shoot him. Write a screen-play about his life except rewrite him with gay so it would actually get considered in Hollywood. Then I would shop the material to Dane Cooke. Then Dane Cooke would win the oscar.

To recap
You died
You played gay
You played by Dane Cooke.
Dane Cooke Oscar

That is my Fatality

I am a good man so I am just going to say oh yeah! Systema, systema, Systema FTW

hey dude, its rob. i should point out tht ur attempts are pointless. i'm a bit 2 mature 2 fall 4 tht. all u've proven is tht i've unnerved u without tryin.

If being played, gay and by Dane Cooke doesn't unnerve you most be a master, or gay and Dane Cooke. Wait Are you Dane Cook?

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:10:47

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i'd like to learn some ninjitsu i can't stick to anything

Ninjutsu is awesome, if Naruto is anything to go by. I mean, who wouldn't love to learn some of those superawesome techinques, like 1000 Years of Death?

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:13:08

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Modernized Ninjutsu schools exist in Japan, but I honestly doubt they're accurate compared to the actual 1600s Ryu.

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:13:09

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i remember watching a program on national geographic, they said ninjas have some kind of death punch.

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:15:00

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i remember watching a program on national geographic, they said ninjas have some kind of death punch.

More like "Death touches". I saw it as well.

The dude said that he knows a technique that just with a tap on the head, you die in like two days or so because your brain loses the ability to gain oxygen at time.

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:16:00

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i remember watching a program on national geographic, they said ninjas have some kind of death punch.

More like "Death touches". I saw it as well.

The dude said that he knows a technique that just with a tap on the head, you die in like two days or so because your brain loses the ability to gain oxygen at time.

I'd be skeptical of anyone who told me that. Pressure point systems exist, but generally the people that make them sound ridiculously amazing are the ones who don't actually know them.

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:17:17

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Rob can't be arsed to bother with you anymore, Smackenrow, you've proven to him how immature you are. All you can do is personally attack someone, showing you have no confidence in your own martial art or ability to properly defend it. Congrats, dude, you're going even lower down the gutter.

Now can we ignore this guy? He's actually beginning to annoy me now...

Satanas! How do you find Eskrima? I've been told that it's a perfect combination with kendo, as they both deal with weapons and knowing both gives far more flexibility with your approach and use of weapons. What do you think? Should I pick it up?

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:21:35

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Rob can't be arsed to bother with you anymore, Smackenrow, you've proven to him how immature you are. All you can do is personally attack someone, showing you have no confidence in your own martial art or ability to properly defend it. Congrats, dude, you're going even lower down the gutter.

Now can we ignore this guy? He's actually beginning to annoy me now... Satanas! How do you find Eskrima? I've been told that it's a perfect combination with kendo, as they both deal with weapons and knowing both gives far more flexibility with your approach and use of weapons. What do you think? Should I pick it up?

Eskrima is a great Martial Art for the streets because of its practicality. Everyone weapon size you use covers everything from a pocket knife to a long sword, or a combat knife to a bo staff. I'd say it's a good backbone to a martial art like Kendo or Katori Shinto-ryu.

Personally my favourite weapon is a combat knife. Mine can break most common pocket knives.

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:22:05

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i remember watching a program on national geographic, they said ninjas have some kind of death punch.

More like "Death touches". I saw it as well.

The dude said that he knows a technique that just with a tap on the head, you die in like two days or so because your brain loses the ability to gain oxygen at time.

I'd be skeptical of anyone who told me that. Pressure point systems exist, but generally the people that make them sound ridiculously amazing are the ones who don't actually know them.

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ridiculously amazing

"Ridiculously amazing" try unbelievable stupendous.

I have seen some odd stuff though in honesty.

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:23:06

Satanas

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i remember watching a program on national geographic, they said ninjas have some kind of death punch.

More like "Death touches". I saw it as well.

The dude said that he knows a technique that just with a tap on the head, you die in like two days or so because your brain loses the ability to gain oxygen at time.

I'd be skeptical of anyone who told me that. Pressure point systems exist, but generally the people that make them sound ridiculously amazing are the ones who don't actually know them.

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ridiculously amazing
"Ridiculously amazing" try unbelievable stupendous.

I have seen some odd stuff though in honesty.

Yeah I have too. The amazing thing is though, the people that know the pressure point systems well enough usually don't brag about them. Which is why the next time I see someone in a video tell me a 5-point exploding heart technique, I'm not about to believe them.

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:26:18

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Yeah I have too. The amazing thing is though, the people that know the pressure point systems well enough usually don't brag about them. Which is why the next time I see someone in a video tell me a 5-point exploding heart technique, I'm not about to believe them.

Well at least the show that I saw, the dude wasn't bragging at all. He just said that the pressure point thing are secret techniques that only the best know of. He didn't want to show any on live camera since people would know how to do it and all and some dumb people would try it out.

But he looked like the real deal, he just talked about it because they asked him on the show and that was what the show was basically about.

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:27:34

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i'm sure it was a death punch, it was directed to the chest, it stops your heart or something like that.

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:27:41

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Yeah I have too. The amazing thing is though, the people that know the pressure point systems well enough usually don't brag about them. Which is why the next time I see someone in a video tell me a 5-point exploding heart technique, I'm not about to believe them.

Well at least the show that I saw, the dude wasn't bragging at all. He just said that the pressure point thing are secret techniques that only the best know of. He didn't want to show any on live camera since people would know how to do it and all and some dumb people would try it out.

But he looked like the real deal, he just talked about it because they asked him on the show and that was what the show was basically about.

Hm. Well, I hope this wasn't on Ninjutsu, because like I said, that Art is pretty much dead other than same modernized schools I would be skeptical of.

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 20:34:30

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Rob can't be arsed to bother with you anymore, Smackenrow, you've proven to him how immature you are. All you can do is personally attack someone, showing you have no confidence in your own martial art or ability to properly defend it. Congrats, dude, you're going even lower down the gutter.

Now can we ignore this guy? He's actually beginning to annoy me now... Satanas! How do you find Eskrima? I've been told that it's a perfect combination with kendo, as they both deal with weapons and knowing both gives far more flexibility with your approach and use of weapons. What do you think? Should I pick it up?

Oooh I am sorry. I didn't know he was a fan of Dane Cooke.

Sense we are comparing E-penises. I can play the violin. I predicted the 86' crash at age 5. I am currently date Summer Glau. I speak 9 languages. Go moose hunting with Sarah Palin. I was the one who discovered Rihanna, "Rihanna is the next thing" then I left the meeting. Can hold my breath for 11 minutes. I have 3 History on the Chines people. At sushi at Putin's house and lived. In formed on the mob. Brokered peace in Ireland. and I can beat you with mind bullets.

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RE: Martial Arts - Aug.-30th-2008 22:32:02

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