SpaceCowgirl
Posts: 3476
Joined: Jul.-19th-2007
From: Andromeda
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ORIGINAL: Black Rose could you break it down for me ? please ? By randomly beating yourself with your favorite console, like taking the console and physically smashing yourself in the head with it, this will cause some significant brain damage, which will make you immune to things like rational thought. Thus with your mental facilities in such a poor state you will no longer be able to have normal relationships, like having a girlfriend or a boyfriend, family, jobs, or even friends in general. But despite no longer being able to secure your own income you will be able to apply for welfare and disability benefits. This will allow you plenty of free time to sit in your comfy chair and surf the Internet and talk about video games, as well thanks to beating yourself with your favorite console, you will have formed an unhealthy love and hate bond with it. You will love the console so much for the good memories of the games you played and fun you had, but you will be filled with fury and frustration of how your quality of life has been so damaged by the console you love that you will spend most of your time in a confused rage. With plenty of free time, the inability to comprehend logic and an unhealthy relationship with your favorite console you will have become the perfect videogame fanboy, allowing you hours of uninhibited activity on the internet, posting and contributing information to show everyone how your console is better than everyone else's and you will be considered a god by your fellow fanboys.
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