Future Complaining -Thought Experiament

Future Complaining -Thought Experiment- How I predict the future.

The only thing I know for sure about the future of the human condition is that people will complain, and feel alienated by prosperity. 

What is your biggest complaint right now? Now Imagine a future without it. Now Imagine yourself missing your complaint with it.
For example
Traffic

Remember when we us to sit in traffic take(your problem now), we could listen to the radio or look at the scenery for a little longer, our bladders were larger and we learned how to be angry at someone then forget about them 10 minutes latter(make up reason it is actually good), those were the good ole'days.  Curse you personal worm holes.(then add your sour grapes at the end)

Give it a shot.  

You have over 2000 posts but I've never seen you before...

My biggest complaint...as well as everyone else's in these forums?


Simple.  

You being in the forums. 

Gen. George Patton FTW! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyUX6wV1lBQ     

 If you're reading this, you have got to be bored!

macalatus


My biggest complaint...as well as everyone else's in these forums?


Simple.  

You being in the forums. 

Yeah, this.

My biggest complaint is there isn't enough of me to go around.

 I'm talking about the ladies!

I'll play along. Remember when we used to take showers. After you were clean, you'd just stand there in the hot water for thirty minutes thinking up profound sh*t. Or you'd be in there practicing your favorite songs. Nowadays you just hop in a hygiene machine and two minutes later you're clean. You can't even enjoy it anymore. 



I think this is a good topic, OP. 

wildcat


I'll play along. Remember when we used to take showers. After you were clean, you'd just stand there in the hot water for thirty minutes thinking up profound sh*t. Or you'd be in there practicing your favorite songs. Nowadays you just hop in a hygiene machine and two minutes later you're clean. You can't even enjoy it anymore. 

Wait what? What's stopping you from staying in the shower?

-MD-

wildcat


I'll play along. Remember when we used to take showers. After you were clean, you'd just stand there in the hot water for thirty minutes thinking up profound sh*t. Or you'd be in there practicing your favorite songs. Nowadays you just hop in a hygiene machine and two minutes later you're clean. You can't even enjoy it anymore. 

Wait what? What's stopping you from staying in the shower?

I wasn't very clear. In my made up future there is water-less bathing, like in Star Trek. 

The older you get the more you have to complain about, not because you're getting old, but because sh*t never stops. You're always on the go or someone wants you for something.

Finding time for some proper peace and quite gets harder and harder.

-MD-

macalatus


My biggest complaint...as well as everyone else's in these forums?


Simple.  

You being in the forums. 

Yeah, this.

Agreed. 

Came in to post this, lol.