If Godzilla had a penis, what would be its size?

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kon2

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If Godzilla had a penis, what would be its size? - Saturday, October 05, 2013 8:44 PM ( #1 )
Discuss.
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Re:If Godzilla had a penis, what would be its size? - Saturday, October 05, 2013 8:45 PM ( #2 )
So that's why Asians are afraid of him.
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Re:If Godzilla had a penis, what would be its size? - Saturday, October 05, 2013 9:09 PM ( #3 )
I don't understand the question.
Why would Godzilla's size change if it had a penis or not?
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Re:If Godzilla had a penis, what would be its size? - Saturday, October 05, 2013 9:09 PM ( #4 )
I mean the size of his organ.
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Re:If Godzilla had a penis, what would be its size? - Saturday, October 05, 2013 9:25 PM ( #5 )
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Kon wants the D. 
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Re:If Godzilla had a penis, what would be its size? - Saturday, October 05, 2013 9:26 PM ( #6 )
Why are we so sure that he DOESN'T have a penis?
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Re:If Godzilla had a penis, what would be its size? - Saturday, October 05, 2013 9:33 PM ( #7 )
In the movies they never showed his penis. If he has one, Where is it hiding? Why is it hiding? 
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Re:If Godzilla had a penis, what would be its size? - Saturday, October 05, 2013 10:39 PM ( #8 )

(1) Godzilla was a lizard before the mutation

(2) Look up lizard reproduction organs

(3) Remember that Godzilla was FEMALE in the cartoon and movies (non-JP). 
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Re:If Godzilla had a penis, what would be its size? - Saturday, October 05, 2013 11:11 PM ( #9 )
WildArmed


(1) Godzilla was a lizard before the mutation

(2) Look up lizard reproduction organs

(3) Remember that Godzilla was FEMALE in the cartoon and movies (non-JP). 



It also wasn't as tall as a building. What's your point?
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Re:If Godzilla had a penis, what would be its size? - Saturday, October 05, 2013 11:13 PM ( #10 )
flip-it3


Kon wants the D. 

It's funny cause it's true.




 
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Re:If Godzilla had a penis, what would be its size? - Saturday, October 05, 2013 11:37 PM ( #11 )
kon2


I mean the size of his organ.

Oh, in that case, it is around the size of the loch ness monster. 


Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if the monster itself is a male Godzilla's wang.
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Re:If Godzilla had a penis, what would be its size? - Tuesday, October 08, 2013 10:18 PM ( #12 )
Why.
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Re:If Godzilla had a penis, what would be its size? - Tuesday, October 08, 2013 10:25 PM ( #13 )
If Godzilla's penis was in the movies for no reason;


lemanskis
 

I mean the size of his organ.  
 
Let's just put it this way...
 
it's a big organ.






Damn spammer.
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Re:If Godzilla had a penis, what would be its size? - Tuesday, October 08, 2013 10:26 PM ( #14 )
You and InnocentBystanber must be related. 
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