The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown!

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The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:09 PM ( #1 )
Since a large number of N4G forum goers live in this countries, it would be interesting to show what they have in terms of culture.  For example, the Brits say "tea" and the Americans say "coffee" to counter that.  Don't ask me what the Canucks would say 'coz frankly I don't know!   So come to think of it as some kind of twisted,  cultural "yo momma" showdown among the three nations!  For others who don't come from these countries, feel free to choose which one.  Just remember, KEEP IT CLEAN!

I'll start:




Why I chose Starbucks?  Well, for starters, it's one of the most successful American franchises in American history.  Frankly, I don't know any Canadian or Canuk equivalent!
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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:12 PM ( #2 )
Oh come on, we MADE you. BOTH of you. You wouldn't even bloody exist if it weren't for us, so don't give us that crap about how you're somehow BETTER than us.
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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:12 PM ( #3 )
America, thank you for the Global Recession:




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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:12 PM ( #4 )
Tim Hortons is the Canadian version of Strabucks.......only we don't pay out of the ass for it.
 
On topic: Canada don't pay out of the ass for things like Americans.


 
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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:14 PM ( #5 )
Well for Canucks it is beer!!
Preferably Sleemans Honey Brown.
Although we are doing quite well in the industry with wine also.
Then there is Tim Hortons.

I think in the US they have something similar,Crispy Crotch Donuts,or something.Maybe it is crunch.I am not sure.
Enough is enough!!  >:(

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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:16 PM ( #6 )
haha.. canadian wine..  now thats funny.

I counter Sleeman's Honey Brown with Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

and we have hooters


All work and no play.. makes odion go something something
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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:18 PM ( #7 )
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haha.. canadian wine..  now thats funny.

I counter Sleeman's Honey Brown with Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

and we have hooters


i think canada invented Ice Wine
it's kinda gross to me but yeah, lol

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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:21 PM ( #8 )
How can you not love us we buy all your **** and go into debt, and spend our lives working to pay it off....Global recession just cause we ran out of dough...shoot we still borrow from china to keep the dream alive... You know were good for it.

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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:22 PM ( #9 )
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haha.. canadian wine..  now thats funny.

I counter Sleeman's Honey Brown with Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

and we have hooters
We invented Ice Wine.And we are quit good at making wines.Check them out.
And we have Hooters here as well.
American beer,FTL!!Pee water!!


Enough is enough!!  >:(

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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:23 PM ( #10 )
We also sell more Oil than anyone else to the americans because we have a butt load...
We also sell more hogs Cattle and sheep to the americans.... with out they would starve ...

That said we also supply most of the power through our Massive hydro damns from Newfoundland's churchill Falls
and Horse shoe Falls...

Speaking of Niagara Falls ours is way better the americans side is like an old man trying to pee... it is so sad....

Americans think there shyt don;t stink but it does...

We get to club seals americans don;t know what seals are.....


Your beer is watered down  and tastes like shyt...

We have better health care....

that is all I can do for now I have to go....
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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:25 PM ( #11 )
Alberta beef is the best around the world.
Not to mention our Beavers are as well.
Enough is enough!!  >:(

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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:26 PM ( #12 )
TMANX1


Alberta beef is the best around the world.
Not to mention our Beavers are as well.


Alberta Beef is gorgeous...
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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:26 PM ( #13 )

America is home to Rosie O'Donald.


 
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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:27 PM ( #14 )
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America is home to Rosie O'Donald.


BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN. *winces*
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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:28 PM ( #15 )
Alright guys, keep it clean now!  I meant cultural, not a piss-off contest!

Anyway, as for the coffee house, I believe Canucks and Americans are tied, as the Corrupt decided to abstain.

For the RROD, I must say that, sadly, we Americans loose on that one!  
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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:28 PM ( #16 )

who perfected the donut...mhmmm USA baby.
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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:30 PM ( #17 )
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TMANX1


Alberta beef is the best around the world.
Not to mention our Beavers are as well.


Alberta Beef is gorgeous...
I know.
Babes tell me that ALL the time.


Oh,and I forgot we also have the Polar diamonds,also known around the world.
Oil,Mostly from this fine province.


Enough is enough!!  >:(

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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:30 PM ( #18 )
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How can you not love us we buy all your **** and go into debt, and spend our lives working to pay it off....Global recession just cause we ran out of dough...shoot we still borrow from china to keep the dream alive... You know were good for it.


lulz, that was teh awesumz :'D

anyway, we have the better view of:




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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:30 PM ( #19 )
The UK brah!



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Re:The Great Canada vs. USA vs. UK Showdown! - Friday, May 15, 2009 3:31 PM ( #20 )
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KEVERS


America is home to Rosie O'Donald.


BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN. *winces*



an UK has Amy Weinhouse.
 
 
looooooooool


 
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