Woman masturbates herself to death

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TheMotherFcker

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Woman masturbates herself to death - Saturday, July 17, 2010 12:41 PM ( #1 )

An inquest into the death of a 30-year-old woman from Cirencester has ruled that death was caused by heightened sexual arousal as she masturbated watching pornography.

Nicola Paginton was found dead by her employer and a friend after they broke into her home. Miss Paginton’s boss Sarah Griffiths had gone to her home after she failed to turn up for work, when Miss Paginton failed to answer the door Griffiths looked through the windows and saw her lying motionless on her bed so she decided to break in.

After enlisting the help of a neighbour, Michelle Grant, the pair broke into Miss Paginton’s home and discovered that she was dead with her laptop computer still running. The pair then lifted Miss Paginton’s duvet and discovered she was naked from the waist down and a vibrator was next to her. The laptop still had the porno showing on the screen.

Speaking at this week’s inquest into Miss Paginton’s sudden death Home Office pathologist Dr Richard Jones said that the cause of death had been a heart arrhythmia which was likely brought on by her state of arousal.

Gloucestershire coroner Alan Crickmore ruled that Miss Paginton died from natural causes and her activity before death probably contributed towards them.


damn at least she died happy
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Re:Woman masturbates herself to death - Saturday, July 17, 2010 12:44 PM ( #2 )
When in doubt, rub one out. Nice way to go. Better then being chopped up by helicopter blades. 
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Re:Woman masturbates herself to death - Saturday, July 17, 2010 12:55 PM ( #3 )
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When in doubt, rub one out. Nice way to go. Better then being chopped up by helicopter blades. 


Or a wood chipper.When I worked in law enforcement,we had 3 young adults who accidentally went into a wood chipper.We had to close off 2 city blocks so we could pick up all the pieces.

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Re:Woman masturbates herself to death - Saturday, July 17, 2010 1:00 PM ( #4 )
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When in doubt, rub one out. Nice way to go. Better then being chopped up by helicopter blades. 


Or a wood chipper.When I worked in law enforcement,we had 3 young adults who accidentally went into a wood chipper.We had to close off 2 city blocks so we could pick up all the pieces.



Was this in Virginia?
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Re:Woman masturbates herself to death - Saturday, July 17, 2010 1:21 PM ( #5 )
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When in doubt, rub one out. Nice way to go. Better then being chopped up by helicopter blades. 


Or a wood chipper.When I worked in law enforcement,we had 3 young adults who accidentally went into a wood chipper.We had to close off 2 city blocks so we could pick up all the pieces.



THREE? How could the third kid not realize a wood-chipper equals danger.
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Re:Woman masturbates herself to death - Saturday, July 17, 2010 1:33 PM ( #6 )
Three people? Doubtful.
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Re:Woman masturbates herself to death - Saturday, July 17, 2010 1:35 PM ( #7 )
No one beats Bill 'Auto Erotic Asphyxiation' Carradine though...no one.
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Re:Woman masturbates herself to death - Saturday, July 17, 2010 1:37 PM ( #8 )
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That_Whore


When in doubt, rub one out. Nice way to go. Better then being chopped up by helicopter blades. 


Or a wood chipper.When I worked in law enforcement,we had 3 young adults who accidentally went into a wood chipper.We had to close off 2 city blocks so we could pick up all the pieces.



THREE? How could the third kid not realize a wood-chipper equals danger.
 

Yeah, I'm sure hes exaggerating. I can easily understand one person but three?!
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Re:Woman masturbates herself to death - Saturday, July 17, 2010 2:25 PM ( #9 )
When you want something done right.... You do it yourself!






/she did.

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Re:Woman masturbates herself to death - Saturday, July 17, 2010 3:19 PM ( #10 )
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Steven Colbert


That_Whore


When in doubt, rub one out. Nice way to go. Better then being chopped up by helicopter blades. 


Or a wood chipper.When I worked in law enforcement,we had 3 young adults who accidentally went into a wood chipper.We had to close off 2 city blocks so we could pick up all the pieces.



THREE? How could the third kid not realize a wood-chipper equals danger.
 


Yeah, I'm sure hes exaggerating. I can easily understand one person but three?!



It was 3 drunk college students at a party.They were stomping on the roof of a house next to the party and they all tipped over the edge and slid down into a wood chipper one by one.

The LAPD issued a press blackout but it ended up on a college paper a couple of weeks later.I'll be honest with you,that was one of the worst nights of my life and a colleague of mine who had worked in the LAPD for 12 years never dealt such a horrific scene.

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Re:Woman masturbates herself to death - Saturday, July 17, 2010 3:21 PM ( #11 )
Well that just makes me feel hopelessly inadequate.

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Re:Woman masturbates herself to death - Saturday, July 17, 2010 5:20 PM ( #12 )
Sucks that's what you're gonna be remembered as, the person who killed themselve by jacking off.

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Re:Woman masturbates herself to death - Saturday, July 17, 2010 8:18 PM ( #13 )
I don't know whether to be turned on or sad. ;)

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Re:Woman masturbates herself to death - Saturday, July 17, 2010 11:56 PM ( #14 )
That's hot.

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Re:Woman masturbates herself to death - Sunday, July 18, 2010 12:19 AM ( #15 )
Shankle


Well that just makes me feel hopelessly inadequate.



lulz, I'm with ya on that one man.
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Re:Woman masturbates herself to death - Sunday, July 18, 2010 3:57 AM ( #16 )
I should lay off the other websites. Don't want to die :/

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